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Peanuts! Popcorn! (2000 – 2000)
Caramel Ice Cream with White Fudge-covered Caramel Popcorn, Toffee-coated Peanuts & a Caramel Swirl.
Peanuts, Popcorn!
mix ’em in a pot!
Plop ’em in your ice cream!
Well, maybe not.
mix ’em in a pot!
Plop ’em in your ice cream!
Well, maybe not.
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Holy Cannoli (1997 – 2001)
Creamy Ricotta and pistachio ice cream with chocolate covered cannolis and roasted pistachios.
Now in front of the pearly gates,
Holy Cannoli sits and waits.
What brought its ruin no one knows,
Must have been the pistachios.
Holy Cannoli sits and waits.
What brought its ruin no one knows,
Must have been the pistachios.
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Turtle Soup (2006 – 2010)
Vanilla ice cream with fudge & caramel cashews & a caramel swirl.
Slow and Steady wins the race,
Turtle Soup kept up the pace.
You may protest, but we suggest
Turtle Soup deserves a rest.
Turtle Soup kept up the pace.
You may protest, but we suggest
Turtle Soup deserves a rest.
5
Wild Maine Blueberry (1992 – 1993)
Blueberry ice cream with Maine blueberry purée and wild Maine blueberries.
Wild Maine Blueberry
From the land of the puffin,
Now when we crave you
We turn to the muffin.
From the land of the puffin,
Now when we crave you
We turn to the muffin.
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This Is Nuts (2001 – 2002)
Chocolate and pistachio ice cream with fudge covered almonds and roasted pistachios.
The name was meant to say it all
Without the pompous prose
Was it nuts we chose to say so,
or was it the nuts we chose?
Without the pompous prose
Was it nuts we chose to say so,
or was it the nuts we chose?
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Cool Britannica (1989 – 1990)
Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and fudge covered shortbread.
A flavour so smashing – & yet it fouled out:
Strawberries & shortbread – a love match devout
But sadly it missed all the fame it deserved,
A bit too much English put into the serve.
Strawberries & shortbread – a love match devout
But sadly it missed all the fame it deserved,
A bit too much English put into the serve.
8
Dastardly Mash (1976 – 1991)
Chocolate Ice Cream with Pecans, Almonds, Raisins, & Chocolate Chips.
Here the brazen DASTARDLY lies.
Some say that raisin,
Caused its demise.
Some say that raisin,
Caused its demise.
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Sugar Plum (1989 – 1990)
Plum Ice Cream with a Caramel Swirl.
It swirled in our heads,
It danced in our dreams,
It proved not to be though,
The best of ice creams.
It danced in our dreams,
It proved not to be though,
The best of ice creams.
10
Fossil Fuel (2005 – 2010)
Sweet cream ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, fudge dinosaurs & a fudge swirl.
Fudgy dinosaurs galore
Got all dug up til there were no more.
A flavor re-design might be do-able
But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable.
Got all dug up til there were no more.
A flavor re-design might be do-able
But Fossil Fuel is non-renewable.
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Oh Pear (1997-1997)
Pear Ice Cream with a hint of Almond and a Light Fudge Swirl.
Oh Pear, Oh Pear,
A mixture of mirth
All nannies did weep
When you left of this earth.
A mixture of mirth
All nannies did weep
When you left of this earth.
12
Fresh Georgia Peach (1986 – 1991)
Vanilla Ice Cream with Fresh Georgia Peaches.
Fresh-picked peaches
trucked from Georgia
Tasted great but couldn’t last
‘Cuz Georgia’s quite a-ways away
& trucks don’t go that fast.
trucked from Georgia
Tasted great but couldn’t last
‘Cuz Georgia’s quite a-ways away
& trucks don’t go that fast.
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Miz Jelena’s Sweet Potato Pie (1992 – 1993)
Ginger ice cream with a fudge swirl.
One potato, two potato,
Sweet Potato Pie,
No one could appreciate it
So we had to let it die
Sweet Potato Pie,
No one could appreciate it
So we had to let it die
14
Economic Crunch (1987 – 1987)
Vanilla with Chocolate Covered Almond, Pecans and Walnuts.
A delightful mash,
This flavor we remember
For the stock market crash
On the sixth of November.
This flavor we remember
For the stock market crash
On the sixth of November.
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Frozen Yogurt (1994 – 2001)
Vanilla frozen yogurt with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough.
So now we know: our dough Fro Yo
Just wasn’t as great as expected.
Folks who love Dough as well as Fro Yo
Love ’em separate, not interconnected.
Just wasn’t as great as expected.
Folks who love Dough as well as Fro Yo
Love ’em separate, not interconnected.
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Rainforest Crunch (1989 – 1999)
Ice Cream with Rainforest Crunch – a cashew and Brazil nut butter crunch.
With an aching heart & heavy sigh
We bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye.
That nutty Brittle from exotic places
Got sticky in between our braces.
We bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye.
That nutty Brittle from exotic places
Got sticky in between our braces.
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Aloha Macadamia (2001 – 2002)
Rich milk chocolate cashew Brazil-nut butter ice cream with macadamia nuts covered in white & dark fudge & a milk chocolatey swirl.
We won’t blame the macadamia
But we were kinda in denial
The Marketplace had spoken:
Mac got aloha’ed off the aisle.
But we were kinda in denial
The Marketplace had spoken:
Mac got aloha’ed off the aisle.
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White Russian (1986 – 1996)
Coffee ice cream with Kahlua coffee liqueur.
Bid adieu to ol’ White Russian.
Our tears, they are a-gushin’.
But in our scoop shops, please don’t forget.
Dead it’s not, oh no, not nyet.
Our tears, they are a-gushin’.
But in our scoop shops, please don’t forget.
Dead it’s not, oh no, not nyet.
19
Neapolitan Dynamite (2006-2010)
Cherry Garcia & Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice creams side by side.
Fans of the flick about a gawky high schooler
Thought the flavor we made could have been a lot cooler
Gosh! if we’d been quicker at reading their thoughts
We’d have realized they wanted a flavor with tots.
Thought the flavor we made could have been a lot cooler
Gosh! if we’d been quicker at reading their thoughts
We’d have realized they wanted a flavor with tots.
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Tennessee Mud (1988 – 1989)
Coffee ice cream with Amaretto, Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey and roasted slivered almonds.
The bottle is empty,
The cup, and the glass.
Mud with Jack Daniels
Was not meant to last.
The cup, and the glass.
Mud with Jack Daniels
Was not meant to last.
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Schweddy Balls (2011 – 2011)
Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum & loaded with fudge-covered rum & malt balls (2011 Holiday Season Limited Batch).
Born of the classic SNL sketch
The masses rejoiced while others kvetched.
Fudge-covered rum balls & malt balls galore!
The double entendre – too fun to ignore!
This holiday favorite – with love from Pete Schweddy,
vanished from store shelves before we were ready.
The masses rejoiced while others kvetched.
Fudge-covered rum balls & malt balls galore!
The double entendre – too fun to ignore!
This holiday favorite – with love from Pete Schweddy,
vanished from store shelves before we were ready.
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