Via benejrry.com Peanuts! Popcorn! (2000 – 2000) Caramel Ice Cream with White Fudge-covered Caramel Popcorn, Toffee-coated Peanuts &am... Via benejrry.com Peanuts! Popcorn! (2000 – 2000) Caramel Ice Cream with White Fudge-covered Caramel Popcorn, Toffee-coated Peanuts & a Caramel Swirl. Peanuts, Popcorn!mix ’em in a pot!Plop ’em in your ice cream!Well, maybe not. 3 Via benejrry.com Holy Cannoli (1997 – 2001) Creamy Ricotta and pistachio ice cream with chocolate covered cannolis and roasted pistachios. Now in front of the pearly gates,Holy Cannoli sits and waits.What brought its ruin no one knows,Must have been the pistachios. 4 Via benejrry.com Turtle Soup (2006 – 2010) Vanilla ice cream with fudge & caramel cashews & a caramel swirl. Slow and Steady wins the race,Turtle Soup kept up the pace.You may protest, but we suggestTurtle Soup deserves a rest. 5 Via benejrry.com Wild Maine Blueberry (1992 – 1993) Blueberry ice cream with Maine blueberry purée and wild Maine blueberries. Wild Maine BlueberryFrom the land of the puffin,Now when we crave youWe turn to the muffin. 6 Via benejrry.com This Is Nuts (2001 – 2002) Chocolate and pistachio ice cream with fudge covered almonds and roasted pistachios. The name was meant to say it allWithout the pompous proseWas it nuts we chose to say so,or was it the nuts we chose? 7 Via benejrry.com Cool Britannica (1989 – 1990) Vanilla ice cream with strawberries and fudge covered shortbread. A flavour so smashing – & yet it fouled out:Strawberries & shortbread – a love match devoutBut sadly it missed all the fame it deserved,A bit too much English put into the serve. 8 Via benejrry.com Dastardly Mash (1976 – 1991) Chocolate Ice Cream with Pecans, Almonds, Raisins, & Chocolate Chips. Here the brazen DASTARDLY lies.Some say that raisin,Caused its demise. 9 Via benejrry.com Sugar Plum (1989 – 1990) Plum Ice Cream with a Caramel Swirl. It swirled in our heads,It danced in our dreams,It proved not to be though,The best of ice creams. 10 Via benejrry.com Fossil Fuel (2005 – 2010) Sweet cream ice cream with chocolate cookie pieces, fudge dinosaurs & a fudge swirl. Fudgy dinosaurs galoreGot all dug up til there were no more.A flavor re-design might be do-ableBut Fossil Fuel is non-renewable. 11 Via benejrry.com Oh Pear (1997-1997) Pear Ice Cream with a hint of Almond and a Light Fudge Swirl. Oh Pear, Oh Pear,A mixture of mirthAll nannies did weepWhen you left of this earth. 12 Via benejrry.com Fresh Georgia Peach (1986 – 1991) Vanilla Ice Cream with Fresh Georgia Peaches. Fresh-picked peachestrucked from GeorgiaTasted great but couldn’t last‘Cuz Georgia’s quite a-ways away& trucks don’t go that fast. 13 Via benejrry.com Miz Jelena’s Sweet Potato Pie (1992 – 1993) Ginger ice cream with a fudge swirl. One potato, two potato,Sweet Potato Pie,No one could appreciate itSo we had to let it die 14 Via benejrry.com Economic Crunch (1987 – 1987) Vanilla with Chocolate Covered Almond, Pecans and Walnuts. A delightful mash,This flavor we rememberFor the stock market crashOn the sixth of November. 15 Via benejrry.com Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Frozen Yogurt (1994 – 2001) Vanilla frozen yogurt with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough. So now we know: our dough Fro YoJust wasn’t as great as expected.Folks who love Dough as well as Fro YoLove ’em separate, not interconnected. 16 Via benejrry.com Rainforest Crunch (1989 – 1999) Ice Cream with Rainforest Crunch – a cashew and Brazil nut butter crunch. With an aching heart & heavy sighWe bid Rainforest Crunch goodbye.That nutty Brittle from exotic placesGot sticky in between our braces. 17 Via benejrry.com Aloha Macadamia (2001 – 2002) Rich milk chocolate cashew Brazil-nut butter ice cream with macadamia nuts covered in white & dark fudge & a milk chocolatey swirl. We won’t blame the macadamiaBut we were kinda in denialThe Marketplace had spoken:Mac got aloha’ed off the aisle. 18 Via benejrry.com White Russian (1986 – 1996) Coffee ice cream with Kahlua coffee liqueur. Bid adieu to ol’ White Russian.Our tears, they are a-gushin’.But in our scoop shops, please don’t forget.Dead it’s not, oh no, not nyet. 19 Via benejrry.com Neapolitan Dynamite (2006-2010) Cherry Garcia & Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice creams side by side. Fans of the flick about a gawky high schoolerThought the flavor we made could have been a lot coolerGosh! if we’d been quicker at reading their thoughtsWe’d have realized they wanted a flavor with tots. 20 Via benejrry.com Tennessee Mud (1988 – 1989) Coffee ice cream with Amaretto, Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey and roasted slivered almonds. The bottle is empty,The cup, and the glass.Mud with Jack DanielsWas not meant to last. 21 Via benejrry.com Schweddy Balls (2011 – 2011) Vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum & loaded with fudge-covered rum & malt balls (2011 Holiday Season Limited Batch). Born of the classic SNL sketchThe masses rejoiced while others kvetched.Fudge-covered rum balls & malt balls galore!The double entendre – too fun to ignore!This holiday favorite – with love from Pete Schweddy,vanished from store shelves before we were ready.
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