With the news this week that Amazon will build its dual headquarters in New York and Washington, D.C. , Saturday Night Live brought v...
With the news this week that Amazon will build its dual headquarters in New York and Washington, D.C., Saturday Night Live brought viewers a very special message from CEO Jeff Bezos, as played by host Steve Carell.
“Everyone, except for the people who live there and the people who live in all of the places we didn’t choose, is thrilled,” Bezos said of the announcement. “Some folks have speculated that I was somehow trolling President Trump by building one headquarters in his hometown of Queens and the other in his current residence of Washington, D.C., thereby overshadowing or humiliating him. But that’s simply not true.”
“Sure, he attacked me repeatedly on Twitter,” he continued as Trump’s tweets appeared on the screen around him. “But I chose our new locations because they were ideal for growing business, not just to make Donald Trump think about how I’m literally 100 times richer than he is.”
Then, in response to Trump’s attacks on the way Amazon uses the U.S. postal service, Bezos revealed the company’s latest delivery innovation: “Amazon Caravan.”
“Any package going to any Trump building will get delivered by hundreds of Honduran and Mexican immigrants and I’ll pick up the bill,” he explained. “Unless you order The Art of the Deal, because that costs more to ship, because it’s heavier. I guess that’s the only book with four Chapter 11s.”
Finally, Bezos noted that the new Virginia location will be close enough to Arlington National Cemetery so Amazon can “pay our respects to fallen veterans, even when it’s raining outside.”
These hater humorist are not funny. They are enemies of the Republic who believe that the tail wags the dog . . .
ReplyDeleteAlbany, NY (October 18, 2018) -
New York State’s unemployment rate fell to 4.1% in September 2018,
reaching its lowest level since June 1988, according to preliminary
figures released today by the New York State Department of Labor.
Contributing to this statewide rate drop was another monthly decline in
New York City’s unemployment rate, which fell from 4.1% to 4.0% in
September 2018, its lowest level on record (current records date back to
1976).
Source - https://www.labor.ny.gov/pressreleases/2018/october-18-2018.shtm
""New York State’s unemployment rate fell to 4.1% in September 2018""
ReplyDeletethat means that only 4.1% of unemployed people are still eligible to collect unemployment benefits, not that only 4.1% are still unemployed.
ha ha HA! Busy day today. No time to discuss your lack of reading comprehension. Have a nice day . . .
ReplyDeleteWSJ (Wall Street Jagoffs) states
"Unemployment in New York fell to 4% last month, the lowest level in
30 years, according to figures released Thursday by the state Labor
Department.
New York last saw a 4% unemployment rate in May 1988,
and it is the lowest level on record in the state, where current labor
force data stretches back to 1976. The state’s unemployment rate, down
from 4.7% a year ago"
Actually, Mr anal retentive bore. You are the one that is not funny. Stick your enemies of the Republic nonsense where the sun doesn't shine
ReplyDeleteMelissa ASSange. Many thanks for proving my point. Your trolling skills barely reach the level of infantile.
ReplyDeleteha ha! sure i read your copy/paste and i explained to you what it actually means. you have a nice day as well!
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