New Yorkers are baffled by bizarrely sexual apartment listing that says the space is perfect to 'romp and play, all night', with closets big enough to hide from a 'naughty playmate'

A very sexy New York City apartment listing has left some locals confused, after the real estate broker advertised the one-bedroom, one-bathroom rental as a place where residents can 'romp & play, all night.'
The Upper West Side apartment was listed on Street Easy last month, but garnered more notice when a Redditor shared a screenshot of the description this week.
According to the original text of the listing, the $2,500-per-month apartment has large closets 'in which you can hide from your very, naughty playmate,' a big living room for 'communal games,' and 'glaring sunlight' that isn't good for the 'walk of shame.'
Ooh-la-la! A very sexy New York City apartment listing advertises the one-bedroom, one-bathroom rental as a place where residents can 'romp & play, all night'
Ooh-la-la! A very sexy New York City apartment listing advertises the one-bedroom, one-bathroom rental as a place where residents can 'romp & play, all night'
Sex den? The Upper West Side apartment was listed on Street Easy last month, but garnered more notice when a Redditor shared a screenshot of the description this week
Sex den? The Upper West Side apartment was listed on Street Easy last month, but garnered more notice when a Redditor shared a screenshot of the description this week
50 shades of natural light: 'A sexy king-size one bedroom where you¿ll find four very large closets in which you can hide from your very, naughty playmate,' read the listing
50 shades of natural light: 'A sexy king-size one bedroom where you’ll find four very large closets in which you can hide from your very, naughty playmate,' read the listing
It went on: 'And should you be lucky enough to be found, the two of you can retreat to the king-size bedroom where you both can romp & play, all night'
It went on: 'And should you be lucky enough to be found, the two of you can retreat to the king-size bedroom where you both can romp & play, all night'
Located at 201 West 82nd Street, the three-room apartment was listed by KYLM, LLC.
'HIDE & SEEK (adult style),' the description read, according to a screenshot.
'A sexy king-size one bedroom where you’ll find four very large closets in which you can hide from your very, naughty playmate.
'And should you be lucky enough to be found, the two of you can retreat to the king-size bedroom where you both can romp & play, all night. 
'Tired of playing with only the two of you?' it went on. 'Well then, invite many more dutty guests to partake in communal games, held in your stadium-sized living room.
'However, be mindful not to let your guests stay past dawn though, [or] else they’ll sure to be beamed by glaring sunlight; not good for the "walk of shame."'

'Tired of playing with only the two of you?' it said. 'Well then, invite many more dutty guests to partake in communal games, held in your stadium-sized living room'
'Tired of playing with only the two of you?' it said. 'Well then, invite many more dutty guests to partake in communal games, held in your stadium-sized living room'
Available: Located at 201 West 82nd Street, the three-room apartment was listed by KYLM, LLC
Available: Located at 201 West 82nd Street, the three-room apartment was listed by KYLM, LLC
Normal: Despite the very sexy description, photos show a well-lit, clean apartment with no indication that it is used as any sort of sex den
Normal: Despite the very sexy description, photos show a well-lit, clean apartment with no indication that it is used as any sort of sex den
Attention! The broker has since updated the description, removing any mention of 'naughty playmates' and romps ¿ perhaps after seeing a screengrab of it earn attention on Reddit
Attention! The broker has since updated the description, removing any mention of 'naughty playmates' and romps — perhaps after seeing a screengrab of it earn attention on Reddit
Despite the very sexy description, photos show a well-lit, clean apartment with no indication that it is used as any sort of sex den.  
The galley kitchen is wide enough to fit a small table and chairs, the bedroom is filled with natural light — and feminine decor — and the living room is neat and tidy.
The broker, however, has since updated the description, removing any mention of 'naughty playmates' and romps — perhaps after seeing a screengrab of it earn attention on Reddit.  
'Lol wtf. Maybe one of the agents sent it to another as a joke, and they pasted it before actually reading it,' one commenter wrote. 'Otherwise, I think I’d be too nervous of what a black light would find to rent that place!'
'COVID making agents thirsty af,' joked another, while a third wrote: 'Some niche marketing.' 
New Yorkers are baffled by bizarrely sexual apartment listing that says the space is perfect to 'romp and play, all night', with closets big enough to hide from a 'naughty playmate' New Yorkers are baffled by bizarrely sexual apartment listing that says the space is perfect to 'romp and play, all night', with closets big enough to hide from a 'naughty playmate' Reviewed by STATION GOSSIP on 02:00 Rating: 5

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