1. "Your Dad must have recorded my voice earlier, and is now pranking us both". 2. Then I realised that it was my own face reflecting on the glass OR I remembered that there is a wide ledge outside the window that pervs and people who commit suicide use all the time 3. It was the dog which was sleeping next to our bed 4. Did I tell you that I have pets in my house? 5. The "intruder" was the FBI agent she was having an affair with and the one that helped her fake her own death. They run out of money and came back to rob me. Sucks to be me. 6. Seriously, I had enough of those pranking twin sisters 7. Pranking spouse/kid/roomate 8. In other words I chose to die like this and yet I crave more pain because I'm a psycho 9. Buried in the bedsheets. Because she was drunk and fell to sleep with the clothes. The cold sweat is because I was drunk too and because I had pissed myself. 10. I was blinking at the same time my reflection blinked. Mystery solved! 11. The maid was changing the baby's diaper. "I opened the window to refresh the air. Who gave a buritto to the baby?" 12. It was the first one. But thankfully it was a bad dream. Avoid vodka cocktails when you are sunbathing under the hot Caribbean sun. 13. It was my neighbour from the apartment next door. Our bathroom mirrors are joined, just like the commercial! 14. Pranking neighbour whispers in the airducts to freak me out, because I changed the Wi-Fi password 15. But I invite a lot of people for one night stands. Chances were there would be a prankster amongst them. 16. The previous neighbours had a cat that gave birth 17. Then she noticed the mirror next to her. Duh... The third shadow was from the led of her mobile phone she was taking a selfie with. 18. The cat came out but I switched off the alarm clock, just in case... 19. "Can you please stop doing SO much noise?" I yelled to my coworkers. It sucks to be a gravedigger with a hangover. 20. And you are watching YouTube videos with babies and not sleeping like you should. 21. I was relaxing with scented candles and minerals, submerged, in my bathtub and was reaching for a beer in the cooler. What? Chicks drink beer too!
1. "Your Dad must have recorded my voice earlier, and is now pranking us both".
ReplyDelete2. Then I realised that it was my own face reflecting on the glass OR I remembered that there is a wide ledge outside the window that pervs and people who commit suicide use all the time
3. It was the dog which was sleeping next to our bed
4. Did I tell you that I have pets in my house?
5. The "intruder" was the FBI agent she was having an affair with and the one that helped her fake her own death. They run out of money and came back to rob me. Sucks to be me.
6. Seriously, I had enough of those pranking twin sisters
7. Pranking spouse/kid/roomate
8. In other words I chose to die like this and yet I crave more pain because I'm a psycho
9. Buried in the bedsheets. Because she was drunk and fell to sleep with the clothes. The cold sweat is because I was drunk too and because I had pissed myself.
10. I was blinking at the same time my reflection blinked. Mystery solved!
11. The maid was changing the baby's diaper. "I opened the window to refresh the air. Who gave a buritto to the baby?"
12. It was the first one. But thankfully it was a bad dream. Avoid vodka cocktails when you are sunbathing under the hot Caribbean sun.
13. It was my neighbour from the apartment next door. Our bathroom mirrors are joined, just like the commercial!
14. Pranking neighbour whispers in the airducts to freak me out, because I changed the Wi-Fi password
15. But I invite a lot of people for one night stands. Chances were there would be a prankster amongst them.
16. The previous neighbours had a cat that gave birth
17. Then she noticed the mirror next to her. Duh... The third shadow was from the led of her mobile phone she was taking a selfie with.
18. The cat came out but I switched off the alarm clock, just in case...
19. "Can you please stop doing SO much noise?" I yelled to my coworkers. It sucks to be a gravedigger with a hangover.
20. And you are watching YouTube videos with babies and not sleeping like you should.
21. I was relaxing with scented candles and minerals, submerged, in my bathtub and was reaching for a beer in the cooler. What? Chicks drink beer too!