All of the characters on "The Simpsons" are so wise. Throughout the years they've taught us so many valuable lessons. We all ...
All of the characters on "The Simpsons" are so wise. Throughout the years they've taught us so many valuable lessons. We all owe them big time.
Don't be afraid to love your TV.
You can be anything if you put your mind to it.
Be careful who you marry. They may try to kill you.
Always make sure the news has a good file photo of you.
Purple is definitely a fruit.
Don't drink too much tonic!
Don Mattingly's sideburns are a threat to the dignity of professional baseball.
Decorate the space where you work.
If there's a stamp on your hand that says you're insane, you're insane.
No matter what we tell ourselves, we all have a Kwik-E-Mart we need.
This is most likely what the Republican Party Headquarters looks like.
Daughters and fathers should bond over common interests.
Maybe Michael Jackson is actually a fat guy in an psychiatric hosptial
Eating chips in zero gravity is reason enough to keep the space program alive.
The best birthday gift you can give someone is an original song.
Time will inevitably make all of us uncool. 
Parking tickets are THE WORST.
Unchecked industrial pollution has dangerous consequences for wildlife.
Edgar Allan Poe has still got it.
Anything can be neat with the right frame of mine.
High school heartbreak will always be the most painful kind of heartbreak.
Make sure the local news has several file photos of you.
It's OK to have a special place where you cry. 
Be in touch with who really you are and don't hide from it.
Nobody's family is perfect.
Arby's is always a great punchline.
One man can make a difference. Sometimes that difference is bad.
There will be people who don't like you and there's nothing you can (or should) do about it.
And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off!
Don't be afraid to love your TV.
Parking tickets are THE WORST.
Be in touch with who really you are and don't hide from it.
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