Man’s terribly epic trip to Mexico is a hilarious cautionary tale (29 Photos)

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Ah, vacation in Mexico. The words sun, sand, and tequila come to mind. Sure there’s some dangerous parts and the water is basically a laxative, but as long as you’re careful everything will be just fine! Yeah, that’s what this guy thought…

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When Andrew Kimmel booked a flight to Cabo, he had no idea that drinking the water would be the least of his worries. His unfortunate circumstances are a comedy writer’s wet dream, but also slightly terrifying.

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I mean, what else can you do at this point?

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A moment of true cellmate bonding.

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Two kind souls have aided our protagonist in this steaming pile of shit situation. Things are looking up!

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These kinds of clerical pains are best compared to getting teeth pulled while sitting on a cactus.

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This is how I imagine Andrew greeted his friends back in the good ol’ US of A for New Years Eve.

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This saga really could be the inspiration for a terrifying thriller or a pretty good comedy depending on how you spin it.

But hey, at least he got those status points… for both airline mileage and street credit.